i wish i wish i wish i had a split personality.

after reading our share of billy 24 faces and sybill and seeing endless movies like identity, madhouse, and the illest schizo movie in a decade, fightclub, you cant help thinking being a person with a split personality is awesome.

the question is, how do you make sure you're NOT a schizo?

i need one personality that can make a smart, quick comebacks incase of insults. her name is kiyambe.
i need one personality that can make me sickly-sweet in front of my parents, cause i cant seem to pull that off. her name is ditya.
i need one with a i-dont-give-a-fuck attitude. her name is jade.
i need one with BRAINS. her name is ratna. (umm i guess my mom has all the brains in my family)
i need one who can handle pain well and does not cry or crack or smoke or yell at people under pressure. her name is monster.
i need one that is swift, silent, quick and highly effiecient. her name is bonnie.
i need one that is insomniac, but an early riser. her name is fiona (im thinking fiona apple).

i have one that is lazy, incompetent, angsty, too self-conscious, incapable, cocky, antisocial, yet has..the um..the um..

um..

well ive yet to find the good qualities. and her name is diandra.